"I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." You can't argue with logic like that.
Something Awful forum poster Logan Aube created this god awful song and submitted it to CBC’s HNIC theme contest. Guess what song is currently the highest rated?
Canada’s prime minister only wishes he could attract this kind of fanbase.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Junior is now a reality. It’s time for a sequel.
They were going to use this in vending machines to prevent under-agers from buying cigarettes. Not anymore.
Apparently they have a happy meal toy named New Wave Nigel who sports one of those energy dome hats. And they didn’t give Mark Mothersbaugh any free Big Macs.
Yes, that’s right folks… appearing on reality shows is now an actual career path. Mom, when I grow up, I want to be on Wife Swap!